No, I’m not the father of Nicole Richie’s baby
When we learned about Crissy’s dad, I sent a quick email to my teams at work saying that I would be out for a family emergency. As I was a bit distracted when writing it, I was accidentally very cryptic to the nature of the emergency. My search freshness team (who are always on top of the latest Internet buzz) decided that my absence had something to do with the latest celebrity gossip.
So upon my return to work, I found a recent copy of Us Weekly declaring that Nicole Ritchie is pregnant and a congratulatory bottle of champagne. :-)
Defenestrating Thoughts from the Bivouac » No, I didn't hook up with Britney Spears wrote:
[...] what now can be considered an ongoing joke, my co-workers decided that my recent time off (for Crissy’s and my one year anniversary [...]
Posted on 23-Aug-07 at 11:51 pm | Permalink