Defenestrating Thoughts from the Bivouac

I have an either incredibly stupid or incredibly brilliant late night thought to share. It came to me at 3 am last night; and when it gets that late it’s either really smart or really stupid, there’s no middle ground.

So here it is, awful is bad and awesome is good. Or to take the words apart, being “full of aw” (awful) is bad, and having “some of aw” (awesome) is good. So what if you have no “aw”? You must rock.

Based on this thorough analysis, I’m declaring a new word to represent having no aw: “awenone”. Obviously this means “leaps and bounds better than awesome”. So kids, when you grow up, you don’t want to be awesome, you want to be awenone!