Defenestrating Thoughts from the Bivouac

And one more recession indicator to add to the bunch: at Red Lobster, if it’s a customer’s birthday they bring him a biscuit with a candle in it instead of a piece of cake with a candle.

They do, however, sing the actual “Happy Birthday” song instead of some weird made-up song or chant. I’m not sure if they pay royalties or not though.